Jim Neidhardt, “The Anvil”, was arrested on Sunday after being busted on the Jeff Hardy menu of drug trafficking.  He was also charged with two counts of possession of controlled substances.  Wait did I mention the charge of burglary of an occupied dwelling or grand theft?  Yep…he is going down!  He is going down to China town!

Ah…the justice system doesn’t dare disappoint us.  Lindsay Lohan’s sentence in jail has already been reduced to twelve days.  Let this be a lesson to most of you who aren’t of Hollywood status.  You will not get the star treatment like these people.  Now, when she gets out she will make millions on interviews and photoshoots alone based on that twelve days in “the pokie”.

Quarterback JaMarcus Russell has been arrested on possession of a controlled substance.  What is wrong with this dumb bastard?  This former first round draft pick was cut earlier this off season by the Raiders in favor of Redskins QB Jason Campbell.  Now he is facing criminal charges.  If I had all that money and didn’t want to play football, I would just disappear.  Geez…

It is being reported that Motley Crue frontman, Vince Neil, was arrested in Las Vegas for driving under the influence.  The 49 year old rocker’s bond was set at $2,000.  His timing couldn’t be any more worse with the release of his solo project ‘Tattoos and Tequila’.  (MUG SHOT BELOW)

Chris Jericho and Gregory Helms (Hurricane) were arrested on Wednesday morning at 5am in Kenton County, Kentucky.  They were cited with public intoxication and spent a decent amount of time at the local Police Department.  This occurred after the stars participated in ‘Smackdown’ tapings.

Mugshot Source: TMZ

WWE Superstar Jeff Hardy was arrested on serious drug charges in North Carolina when police searched his home finding everything from anabolic steroids to vicodin!  Apparently the following was seized from his home: 262 Vicodin pills, 180 Soma pills, 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, and a residual amount of powder cocaine and items of drug paraphernalia.  This is completely disappointing to hear.  This is the crap that makes me want to keep my kid from emulating these guys. 

Jeff made $125,000 bail thanks to brother Matt.  The timing of all this couldn’t be any more worse as Jeff is coming up for renewel on his WWE contract.

SOURCE MUG SHOT PHOTO: Wrestlezone

Below is the official statement of the Moore County Sheriff’s Department:

September 11, 2009

Sheriff Lane Carter reports the arrest of an individual on charges of trafficking in controlled prescription pills, and possession of anabolic steroids. Sheriff Carter reported a joint investigation conducted by officers from the Moore County Sheriff’s Office Narcotics Unit, Moore County Sheriff’s Office Select Enforcement Unit, and Fayetteville Police Department led to the arrest.

Officers executed a search warrant at a residence located at [----Adress Deleted--] near Cameron, North Carolina. During the search officers located and seized approximately 262 Vicodin prescription pills, 180 Soma prescription pills (Soma’s are non-controlled prescription pills), 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, a residual amount of powder cocaine, and items of drug paraphernalia. Vicodin and anabolic steroids are included in Schedule III within the North Carolina Controlled Substances Act. The estimated street value of the drugs seized is $2,500.00.

Arrested was:

Jeffrey Nero Hardy – 32 years of age Cameron, North Carolina

Jeffrey Nero Hardy was arrested on September 11, 2009 and charged with felony trafficking in opium, two counts of felony possession with intent to sell or deliver a Schedule III controlled substance, felony maintaining a dwelling to keep controlled substance, felony possession of cocaine, and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia.

Jeffrey Nero Hardy received a $125,000.00 secured bond and was placed in the Moore County Detention Center.

DeWitt drove past a barricade Saturday afternoon — and when an officer approached her, she smelled like booze. She was given field sobriety tests and then arrested for suspicion of DUI.

The 60-year-old actress,  posted bail for $5,000.

Leyritz went ballistic and dragged Karrie Leyritz out of bed and socked her twice because she’d written a check without his permission, police said.

She fled to a neighbor’s house and called the cops, who found her bleeding from a cut above one eye – and streaks of blood on the walls of the couple’s home in Davie, Fla.

Leyritz, 45, is expected to be arraigned later in the day.

Karrie Leyritz was angry because he had tried to evict her from the house they still share, the slugger claimed.

When cops later questioned their three kids, who slept through the incident, one told police his mother was drunk and most likely hit herself, the Sun-Sentinel newspaper in Ft. Lauderdale reported.